A Rant on the Woes of Xbox Live

Holy crap!!!!!!!! I hate release Xbox's!!!!!! My favorite game in the world as mentioned in my podcasts doesn't work well with those stupid, old, faulty, dumb, idiotic Thompson drives inside mine. I HATE FAILED TO LOAD MAP!!! Every time I try to get into a matchmaking game, I get kicked off because I can't "Load the Map". After a quick search on google, I found a few people who had the same problem as me, but their fixes were sketchy at best. One recommended puttin a fan in front of it, the other recommended screaming at Xbox tech support until they sent a new one. Any one know how to fix this, because or else somebody and Xbox tech support is going to have to quit their job tonight. HELP